Sunday, May 31, 2009

last night i had dream
i havent dreamt ina veryyyyyyyy LOONNNGGG time

or i might have....
except i dont remember any very clearly...

but last night was different!

i dreamt i was in college
library i think
and the papers i was about to take on that single day was

chem 1 2 3 4
moral paper

yes moral. dont ask


so i went college early. chill out
study,
then i slept in library
then aafter wat felt like hours, i woke up

every1 dissapeared
omg

i checked the time.
fucking 5.30

i just missed all my chem papersssssss
fuck


then PQ came

" jo chill out, those papers u retake mar right "
" u just have to live with your previous scores lar "


oh yeah....
but stil... i just wasted 900 bucks for sleeping....


moral was at night
so i had time lar
which means...

can sleep lar!


zzz


fuck moral over d...............
this 1 not retake
which means
........................................

then PQ came again

" jo, chill out. next sem can retake "

FUCK U LAR NEXT SEM I WANNA GO AUS D LAR T__T

i panicked like hell
sweating like shit
my mind was all cogged up
then

i woke up

fuck
fucking scary

i could feel my heart beating uncontrolably
i told my myself " dumb cunt dream only lar "

*deep breath

i treid to recall the dream
and surprisingly...
i remembered eveything!
normally this doesnt happen






A LEVELS IS KILLING ME

IS SAPPING MY LIFE AWAY,
LIKE ITS PLANTED A LEECH SEED ON MY BRAIN

FUCK U BULBASAUR OF A LEVELS



i cant wait for all this to be over
australia here i come

Friday, May 29, 2009

PREQUELS




worst prequel ideas ever





















winner!










Link




[cracked]

Thursday, May 28, 2009

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

we were *this* close to the 2nd consecutive trophy,
but the moment eto scored.....

tiu

anyway barca were insane lar
messi is a god
eto is a fucking tanker

imagine if arsenal would have played

8-0 lor hohoho




meet god. and cunt. in 1 picture




good job team

Sunday, May 24, 2009

18th july

MAN UTD VS MSIA 11

HERE I COME

RM68 with training pass
somebody join me

Friday, May 22, 2009

mechanics

just when u tought it couldnt get any harder...

may 2009 comes along.

as long as i knew i did my best

T__T

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

what THEY really mean

facebook quiz so addictive

its so fun to know how much u know about other ppl and how much others know about you!
hohoho
some know u wellz, some epic phailzzzz

some instead, (cheam dat han) make stupid quiz that makes no effing sense HAHAHA

6) Why do I love you? =)
a) Because you make a good punching bag *doosh doosh*
b) Because you rock. =)
c) Because you're lifeless enough to do FB quizzes.
d) Because you're hairy


WATTHURF??



some ppl i know soooooo well, wat they say and wat they really mean
is like 2 worlds apart...


EG : PALAT a.k.a EDYWN THANG HOHOHO



"hey i'll be there by 9"
SEE U AT 10.30 BITCHES


"im on the way"
I JUST WOKE UP AND IS BRUSHING TEETH YO


"edywn stop posing"
"i where got lar"
DAMN RIGHT IM POSING. IM THE FU**ING MOSES OF POSING


*****disclaimer*****
none of the above are true.except the 1st one



IM JUST KIDDING EDYWN. U KNOW U LOV... nvm



i dont watch AI but im rooting for lambert because hes emo

exams stress are definitely kicking in

Saturday, May 16, 2009

damn right


3 in a row
3 in the bag
1 more to go
give them barca hell

Thursday, May 14, 2009

marks my 100th post!






YES YES EXAMS ARE TMR AND I STIL HAVE THE TIME TO WATCH STAR TREK HOHOHO

so i went into the cinema knowing nothing about star trek, except its about a bunch of aliens licking each other in outer space...

ive always heard about star trek, like the old, old tv show that nobody born above 1960 watches...
and yes, nobody watches it.

but hell, STAR TREK 2009 IS SOME SHIZ RIGHT THERE YO









in all of the 2 hours ET of the show, i dont think there is 1 minute where i found it boring

the story line was epic
the action sequences were epic
even the talking scences were pretty cool

only thing was the lack of chicks T_T

weird eyed alien chicks?
sure thx




hi guys, im spock! i have uber cool hair and chicks dig me


spock here is suppose to be some half vulcan-half human alien hybrid with no emotions and bases eveything on logic

spock spock spock spock spock

wat kind of name is spock

its kinda stuck in my head. spockspockspockspockspock

i think sylar playing spock was spot on.
he plays the role so well, he wets himself
and he even looks like an alien O.O


my favourite part of the show was when James T. Kirk beat spocks test.
woah damn style
wont elaborate


so prepare for action, humour, mystery, violence, and surprises
when watching star trek.

8.5/10

10 being shawshank redemption



we shud really stop studying at mcdonalds


Saturday, May 9, 2009

its finally here



quote jebat
" it seems like only yesterday when we were deciding whether to choose mechs or stats "

omg damn true lar

it seems like only yesterday when we 1st learned about the crystal ball
and how afraid we were of the limanator
never going late for class
panicking like hell whenever we were...



damn right im gonna miss college



im gonna miss the HP moments
spinky fried rice
ali maju
tan chin sinn
stupid spectacles LOL
jebats stupid face
i could go on forever...



this is frustrating
exams are coming

sooooo Emooooo

Friday, May 1, 2009

OMG ITS MAY ALREADY?

and im stil hustling around dota everyday
HOW TO SURVIVE?!?!

anyway,
yesterday after futsal wif yi chin alll

me ang and kit went J

so this is how it went

1. so coincidentally angs toe injured
2. so coincidentally when he said he cant drive we persuaded him to drive in the end
3. so coincidentally kit order ais kosong
4. so coincidentally kit put ais kosong on back of angs car and forgot about it
5. so coincidentally we drove all the way to J, use wrong way, through the jam, and about 45 mins later, reached J, AND

6. so coincidentally we found a beautiful parking spot 25 seconds walk from J
7. after yum cha, walked back to car, kit found his ais kosong packet on the back of car, we had a good laugh
8. kit wanted to throw packet away but sense came to his mind, so he placed the packet at the pile of rubbish in front of car

9. kit bent down, about to throw, i stared on

10. AND WE SAW IT, 50 bucks lying on the ground, waiting for us to nurture it back to health









we all damn stone



" omg 50 bucks "
" yeah weh "


*picks up

OO look on face

" WE FOUND 50 BUCKS ON THE FLOOR %^$&@%@ "





documented.





so we decided to treat ourselves to



rawr



as suck as ppl say it is

i say its a good show
wolverine damn lan yeng imba

my fav scene is when going up the lift, about to reach the 12th floor, then wade said " haihz, time to work "
lift opens, wade draws blades and ppl start shooting at him

aiyohh go watch lar



so kids,
if you follow the 10 steps stated above
you might jus find 50 bucks lying in front of your car



oh yeah, and man u won arsenal 1-0 on the same day
hohoho
although it shud have been SOO much more if not for almunia
good result lar...




study chem then got rainbow appear how?