Monday, March 16, 2009

a series of unfortunate events...

it all started on this saturday afternoon.

i woke up at 12, found my parents out with 20 bucks on the table and a note saying "lunch, dinner yourself"

so i phoned kit and ang for lunch. so sien right eat alone. and they came (i fetch them only they come la)

then after makan, drive to ss2 cos ang want buy phone.

so we reached a traffic light.
and it was yellow and i was speeding.
so i brake damn kao lar to stop. then i stop.

then right, the car on the other side of the road whos traffic light just turned green went pass.
so no more car blocking my way. but stil red light.
then i so hero just go only.

whooosh.

happy happy sudeenly got siren sound behind me
and flashing lights!

i tought zomfg ambulance more over.
then i look in the mirror...

ZOMFG POLICE WTF IM FUCKING SCREWED WITH CAPITAL Z LAR

so i pulled over.
emo d dowan write anymore.........



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the sexyness that is saman..

1st half


2nd half



RM 100

FULL TIME




oh and that was unfortunate event number 1.

moving on,

it was joels big poker tournament day
he talked about it in class everyday
in every single way
hoping that he could stay
and win the lot the next day!
ok that was gay...

so i msged him asking how he was doing in the tournament

and this was his reply

" Goin jail fucked...
Need call Some1 can help?
Srsly "

complete and unabridged.

i stone.
then reply serious mehhhh

then alot of msges more and finally,
im convinced.

my friend is in fucking lockup

lollololololololololol

and i was at blitz enjoying myself.
but wat can i do larrrrrr

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so thats why joel didnt come to college today.
tried to call him also cannot

dono wats going on lar.
maybe stil in lockup.
or mother ground him 99.


8.00pm

i went al safa with kit irwan and ming to catch the BIG GAME.
since still early we talked.

that was when ming told me.

satish has quit help.

SATISH HAS QUIT THE FUCKING HELP.

OMG LAR ITS LIKE DRAINING LIFE OUT OF HELP
LIKE TAKING AWAY THE CHEESE IN CHEESE NAN
LIKE THROWING AWAY THE SAMBAL IN NASI LEMAK

wat has the world come to?

damn stone.


and when things could not get anyworse,

MAN UTD 1 - LIVERPOOL 4

ZOMFG ???!!!

when ronaldo scored,
we all celebrate jump up down left right like monkeys only
so proud to wear our MU jerseys
tayang to everybody

then torres
then gerrard
then aurelio
then dossena
then i left mamak cry at home.

T_T LAR



RECAP :

1. i kena saman by police, good job
2. joel in lockup, good job
3. satish quit help, good job
4, MU lost big, good job


yeah it was a pretty good day.