i just saw cloverfield on cinemax.

it was the shit la...
cloverfield = win + awesome .

oh yeah and the last part where there was the video of the 2 asswipes looking into the sea.
i saw the "thing" that fell into the sea.

wah. lol

maths class...

i'll give him 50 bucks to slam in in a car door again.

some quotes i will never forget

stuwen ah stuwen

the games is over

lets starts the games

weeho ah weeho

burn until dono who are u already

burns you alives

JEMS CHIAAAAAAA

thee eff (thev)

we dont disturb the ladies

aiyohhhh jonahhhthan ah

tuan ken study hard lar

make me vomit blood

hock soon who intervuews you ah

the one that intervuews you is the blind one

LOL

kee jens dont play too much computer games lar

aiyoohhh OO kan!

this questions answer by...

sook munn hu is always the late one

karmen hu never give me good answer today one

oh ya i forgot karmen is the ladies

*insert jonathan weird laugh here*

show them the power

make sure you dont break all the records

people study until eye red, you play until eye blue



so thats all i can think of.

dont mess

zweeho likes this.

chronicles of thumb

quote kit
" i wont be so stupid to kena these kind of injuries lar "

well guess wat?


thumbs and car doors dont go very well together

SLAM!


+






a thumb.



=




starting only.

day 2 - ouch.



day 3 - godlike.



nails gonna droopppp offf !

look how purple it is....








thumbs up for kit weng!!

a series of unfortunate events...

it all started on this saturday afternoon.

i woke up at 12, found my parents out with 20 bucks on the table and a note saying "lunch, dinner yourself"

so i phoned kit and ang for lunch. so sien right eat alone. and they came (i fetch them only they come la)

then after makan, drive to ss2 cos ang want buy phone.

so we reached a traffic light.
and it was yellow and i was speeding.
so i brake damn kao lar to stop. then i stop.

then right, the car on the other side of the road whos traffic light just turned green went pass.
so no more car blocking my way. but stil red light.
then i so hero just go only.

whooosh.

happy happy sudeenly got siren sound behind me
and flashing lights!

i tought zomfg ambulance more over.
then i look in the mirror...

ZOMFG POLICE WTF IM FUCKING SCREWED WITH CAPITAL Z LAR

so i pulled over.
emo d dowan write anymore.........



.....
..........

................

the sexyness that is saman..

1st half

2nd half



RM 100

FULL TIME

oh and that was unfortunate event number 1.

moving on,

it was joels big poker tournament day
he talked about it in class everyday
in every single way
hoping that he could stay
and win the lot the next day!
ok that was gay...

so i msged him asking how he was doing in the tournament

and this was his reply

" Goin jail fucked...
Need call Some1 can help?
Srsly "

complete and unabridged.

i stone.
then reply serious mehhhh

then alot of msges more and finally,
im convinced.

my friend is in fucking lockup

lollololololololololol

and i was at blitz enjoying myself.
but wat can i do larrrrrr

...
.........
................


so thats why joel didnt come to college today.
tried to call him also cannot

dono wats going on lar.
maybe stil in lockup.
or mother ground him 99.


8.00pm

i went al safa with kit irwan and ming to catch the BIG GAME.
since still early we talked.

that was when ming told me.

satish has quit help.

SATISH HAS QUIT THE FUCKING HELP.

OMG LAR ITS LIKE DRAINING LIFE OUT OF HELP
LIKE TAKING AWAY THE CHEESE IN CHEESE NAN
LIKE THROWING AWAY THE SAMBAL IN NASI LEMAK

wat has the world come to?

damn stone.


and when things could not get anyworse,

MAN UTD 1 - LIVERPOOL 4

ZOMFG ???!!!

when ronaldo scored,
we all celebrate jump up down left right like monkeys only
so proud to wear our MU jerseys
tayang to everybody

then torres
then gerrard
then aurelio
then dossena
then i left mamak cry at home.

T_T LAR



RECAP :

1. i kena saman by police, good job
2. joel in lockup, good job
3. satish quit help, good job
4, MU lost big, good job


yeah it was a pretty good day.

humiliation

yesterday, 14 march 09

recorded the worst day of my life.

i would blog about it when my com comes back....

4-1 omg lar

quarter finals

WEEEE AREEE THROUGHHHH!!!!!!

gootta love man u sometimes..

ARSE-nal 7 lucky.

hope nex fixture man u arsenal then easy game
hohoho

physics test how lar.

lets watch men!

I HAVE WATCHED THE WATCHMEN!

damn right its good lar

and suuupppeeerrrrrrrrr loooooooooooooonggggggggg too
lol 3 hours lar.
u know how long i tahan my pee or not??

show also damn seven random
lots of random singing
random sex
random penis censor bluemen lol
random loud punching sounds
random fingers breaking (ouch)
random hot oil in your face

buttttttt
i have to say, stoory was pretty good

i like how ( oh spoiler)
how in the end, adrian turned out to be mankinds saviour

or how jon manhattan went to mars to reflect on life
or even how comedian turned out to be uber cool

but most of all,
u gotta love RORSCHACH man,

our new generation cristian bale aka batman lol

(in husky batman voice)
I KNOW THIS CITY
ITS FULL OF LIES
MUAHAHAHHAHA

" no i do not have cockroaches in my face!"
"so tell me wat do u see??"

DAMN RIGHT HES COOL MAN.


ahhhhhh go wtach this show yourslef lar
but remember to squinch everytime a finger breaks( a lot of times mind you)
and go toilet!

=)

this is it

now,
this is LEGENDARY

damn right it is .

GLORY GLORY

HEART ATTACK I TELL U WATCH THIS MATCH.

great performance by tottenham,
greater performance by man u

NEXT TIME LAR TERRY

GLORYYYY